Bad day? Ya think?

I have some stupid stomach bug that struck yesterday (a whole other story that I am not sure if I am ready to humiliate myself in blogland by making public) so to begin with today was in deficit.

Then, I get ready to go to the bank to FINALLY make the wire transfer I have needed to do for about a week only to find that there is NO money in my wallet.

Strange.

I could have sworn there was over 600 yuan in there yesterday. I run through my day and I had all my money at the grocery store which was our last stop. All I can figure is that between the grocery store and home on the bus or walking through the neighborhood someone pick pocketed me.

Badass.

Right after I discover this and start to panic, Quinlon randomly trips and smacks his mouth on the corner of the chair. Hysterics ensue.

I calm him down, call Donnie, who's reaction is to criticize me and make me feel even more stupid. (He later apologizes profusely).

3 poopie diapers later, it is becoming clear that Quinlon has the same bug I do. Fabulous.

We go eat lunch and he throws food on me several times. YAY!

After lunch I stop by the fruit stand to get bananas and apples to try and help with our tummy troubles and then completely confuse the number 7 and number 10 in Chinese and argue with the lady that I don't have enough $$ because I only have 9 yuan. Finally, it dawns on me and I feel like a complete idiot.

So I go home, and buy some gorgeous looking yarn to heighten my spirits... then a few hours later my pp account is put on suspension because they suspect another person has hacked it. No one has hacked it, I am just using a IP address randomizer to get through China's firewalls so it looks like another IP is accessing the account and spending money. FAB!

What else, universe?

ETA: Why do I tempt fate... another nail in the coffin.